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orange peel

I sold the rights to cheer for the Besiktas team for $5000 per game plus extra money for expenses and two free tickets. It was a good deal for me.

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orange peel

A pear is swinging on a branch and shaking as it moves. In a dead crevice, something comes to life. The speaker is asking the person they are talking to if they can take it, and what kind of person they are. They suggest going to the bath, sitting on a wedge, and licking each other. They then ask if they can turn on the lamps, plant something again, and treat each other. Finally, they ask if they can put a little lemon in their mouth. The speaker keeps asking the person they are talking to if they can take it, and what kind of person they are.

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orange peel

(see: the crops are up to the knee)

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orange peel

Do you enjoy eating orange peel? If I give you something that goes from your waist to your knees, can you understand it or do you need me to show it to you? What kind of person are you?

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orange peel

I was walking with Sergen and trying to take slow motion videos of me like a playboy when the Besiktas authorities sprayed me with a hose. I shouted in surprise and I am now planning to take legal action against them for using this footage.

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orange peel

A person with a pimple who was having difficulty dealing with the color orange.

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orange peel

Even if it is placed right next to the bed, it will still work.

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orange peel

Do you think you can taste "hede" if I give you one? Can you hear the cheering from Mardin? Can you get this continued cheering with money attached?

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