mr. hankey

For an amazing look, check out Mr. Kumpir's website at http://www.mrkumpir.com/. Unfortunately, at the time this was written, screenshots had not been invented yet.

He recently got a job at Nisantas Sultanahmet Koftecisi, a restaurant in Turkey.

He is married to an alcoholic woman named Autumn and they have three children named Cornwallis, Amber, and Simon. Simon has a birthmark in the shape of a peanut on his head, so he is not very smart. (See Howdy Ho)

A South Park character is sad because his son is not doing well. His son tells him, "But Dad, I'm just a piece of crap."

Mr. Hankey and his family are great. They are trying to bring back the joy of Christmas. They are divided into four parts, which is like splitting in half. It's hard to explain. Mr. Hankey's wife has a drinking problem. He has three children, two boys and one girl. One of the kids has a disability and has a piece of peanut on his head. Month Month Supper.

He is the most well-known and strongest person ever. Not to mention his loud and unique cheer of "Hariiihooo!"